This is a list of ten things that will absolutly drive a woman insane. They work in the bed, in the shower, in the kitchen, almost anywhere.
1) Leave an empty roll of toilet paper on the ring.
2) Pee during a shower together.
3) Open the refrigerator and stand there staring for 10 minutes complaining that there is no food.
4) Fart under the blankets while in bed then, pull the covers over both of you and insist that you enjoy your flavor together.
5) Keep the thermostat set at 65.
6) Keep the remote close at hand at all times, explaining to her that she does not have her "Television drivers liscense.
7) Get whiskey dick in bed.
8) Snore so loud you wake yourself up then kick her and tell her she's snoring to loud.
9) Chew with your mouth open and make sucking sounds, when questioned tell her that you really can't enjoy your food without doing that.
10) Take a crap in the toilet and don't flush it.
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