http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455 Discussion about: Five Reasons Why Women are Better Than Men http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment425721
Men create civilization. You women cannot write your stupid comments here if we men didn\'t create Internet and Computers at the first place.

We men create physics and math theories, telecommunication systems, buildings, bridges, cities, transportation systems, law, economics systems, political systems, medical and health science, mass education system, to name a few.. oh that\'s only left brainer... I think women are better in right brain..

NOT!

The best paintings, sculptures, music composition, plays, literature works were also created by men.

Even men in girly job like CUISINE and FASHION, men are BETTER imagine!!

We men also create military technology and wars. We men create civilization but we can also destroy them. Women have no role in civilizations, except giving a birth to our children.

It will always be like this to the end of time. No matter how hard a feminist try to SAY about women being equal, they WILL NEVER BE EQUAL. It is just a truth.

We have superior physical strength, intelligence, creativity, determination, ambition...

Wake up women, and do us a favour, cook a better meal for us.






]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:09:48 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment375915 ]]> Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:57:42 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment357393 It takes an entire month’s cycle for the viability of an egg, whereas sperm—the disposable male reproductive cell designed to deteriorate after its purpose is ended—is produced by the millions daily.
Eggs are never ejaculated frivolously and wiped up with toilet paper or a sock. Consider that.
And why do boys have nipples? Because in the womb, we all start out as Female—two perfect XX chromosomes. Only when an alternate gene is introduced does the developing embryo become XY (male)—a mutation of life’s original template, produced to accommodate the necessary process of sexual reproduction. In short, Women are complete human beings, and men are nothing more than genetically modified Women.]]> Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:37:35 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment309453
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don\'t have to monitor your friends\' sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all of your own jars.
9. Old friends don\'t give a crap whether you\'ve lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don\'t rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don\'t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guy in hockey masks don\'t attack you ... unless you\'re playing hockey.
16. You don\'t have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why the movie \"Stripes\" is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don\'t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in \"Terms of Endearment.\"
26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
27. You never have to clean a toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
35. You don\'t have to shave below your neck.
36. You don\'t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
37. If you\'re 34 and single, nobody even notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger\'s seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people\'s feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn\'t live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don\'t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader\'s coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don\'t give a rat\'s butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, \"He must be mad at me.\"
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover\'s about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because \"this one\'s just too gross.\"
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you\'re wearing.
69. Same work...more pay!
70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
71. You don\'t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
73. You don\'t care if someone\'s talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth\'s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don\'t mooch off of other\'s desserts.
76. If you retain water, it\'s in a canteen.
77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you\'re talking to them.
79. ESPN\'s SportsCenter.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn\'t pretend you\'re \"Freshening up\" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don\'t call your buddy when you say you will, he won\'t tell your other friends you\'ve changed.
86. Someday you\'ll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase \"Screw it.\"
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di\'s death was just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you\'re not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical doesn\'t work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don\'t blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don\'t have to remember everyone\'s birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person won\'t stop you from having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: \"So...notice anything different?\"
99. Baywatch
100. There\'s always a game on somewhere.]]> Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:55:19 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment237303 and sorry but if you write \"this is too stupid\" or \"you guys are all stupid\" or something like that then does that make you stupid??]]> Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:58:43 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment222925 Brandon Green]]> Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:53:29 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment220787 ]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:54:59 PST http://www.beyondjane.com/Five-Reasons-Why-Women-are-Better-Than-Men.215455#comment220765
2. Women are beautiful, and men are infatuated, fascinated by that beauty, in a way that women cannot be fascinated by men's comeliness. Can you not see woman's beauty as the mark of her superiority? Even dominant men in BDSM relationships secretly desire to become the girls they trample over.

3. To be habitable and companionable, men must be domesticated by women. Is man's beastliness consistent with a claim of singularity? Woman is more human and therefore superior to the brutish male. She is the aristocrat of our race.

4. Aristotle taught that the generative principle resided exclusively in the man, who planted a seed in the passive receptacle of the female. But after the invention of the microscope, we discovered the human egg is much, much bigger than those little smarmy sperms. Surprised?

5. Woman is the biological primary, the sex that reproduces itself. Man is a deviation therefrom. Ask any biologist. That's why men have nipples. We all start as female, but only some of us get there. Those that don't remain frustrated girl lovers, who either incorporate the female role be being gay, or spend their days trying to batter down the gates of the body that excludes them. The reason the biological secondary thinks of itself as primary may be explained by social structure and interactions with other social groups. Males in the primal horde, ranging ahead for food and as scouts, encounter other males similarly situated. These interactions create the myth of male primacy, and the females coming up behind are referred to as \"wo-men,\" that is, the creatures who are \"with men.\" But if the truth were known, it's women who are really men and vice versa. Think about it, guys.

6. And besides, women are stronger than men. That\'s why they live longer, pal.

7. Finally, women are plainly more intelligent than men. Look who excels in college humanites classes. If guys were intellectually superior, wouldn't they triumph there? And consider this: if men were really more intelligent than women, they'd be the first to grasp the points I've made above, which they must resist on account of their wonderfully impenetratably thick skulls. These are the guys who have to constantly go to their wives every time, just to find their car keys.

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